Before becoming a parent, I remember friends of mine with toddlers would either put their kids on the phone or have them talk to me in person, and no matter how hard I tried, I could never understand what it was they were saying. To me, it all sounded like a bunch of gibberish. So, as I am sure many can attest to, you do the popular nod of the head and the "Oh, really?" comment, and hope that suffices. That is usually when the parent steps up and says, "Sally just asked you for a cookie", giving you that look of "DUH, how did you not understand that".
With a sixteen month of my own now, I understand fully how mothers can understand their toddler's gibberish. It is as though they are speaking a foreign language, and only mommies understand it. I know that "Nom Nom" means he wants to eat, but that "Nommy Nommy" means he wants a drink. "Cook", followed by his hand patting the stove, means I am supposed to cook him some food, and "a done" means he is done with whatever it is he was doing, whether it be playing with a toy, or done with his nap. However, he says the word "Bop" a lot, and I am still not sure what it means to him, as he says it to everything.
Unfortunately, there are some words that are clear to everyone that he is saying, although what he is saying means a totally different thing to adults. Let's look back at the word "Cook". Whenever I am making my little man a meal, he doesn't seem to understand that food has to cook in order to eat it, so I started telling him that mama cook, and that cook meant making food. Well, he learned the word alright, although let's just replace the second"O" in the word cook, with the letter "C". Wait for it.....NOW you get what he is saying!
When this gem of a word first came out of my toddler's mouth, we couldn't believe it. So I tried sounding out the O sound of the word, hoping that would help. No such luck. Whenever he is hungry, he walks around the house saying it. My husband just looked at me and said, "What did you do?"
I am sure many of you can relate to this, and I am sure this is not going to be the first word he will butcher, and I am sure such words as "truck" is going to come out sounding like a lovely four-letter expletive. I suppose, in those moments, instead of trying to explain to people in the store that no, your son does not have a fetish with a certain male body part, you can just smile, pat your little one of the head, and keep going. Only a mother would understand.