Friday Afternoon Pondering...

So I am sitting here at my desk, and I look up, and there is a plastic Dove sitting on top of my desk, with its tail and behind facing me. Now, you ask, why is there a plastic Dove on my desk? Well, the answer is quite simple: My fiance, who loves to hunt, is excited that Dove hunting season starts on Sept. 1st, and like any good Dove hunter, you must have Dove decoys. So I have two of them living in my room now. But on this fine day, as I stare up at this one decoy, with its fine plastic tale hanging over the desk, I ask myself....

"Why does the plastic decoy have a poop hole?"