The guy lives in Los Angeles, which right away I am unsure about talking to him. Not because I have a problem with Los Angeles, after all, I was born in California, but because I don't really want to get myself into a long distance relationship. They are hard, if you don't know the person, or there is no chance your going to be able to spend any time together. There are definitely some circumstances where I would do a long distance thing, but going into something blindly, eh, no thanks. I've been burned too badly on that before.
Anyway...he says he is coming out here to Phoenix in a few months for work, which automatically sends up a flag that he's looking for someone for sex while he's in town.
His next comment was how much he loved my smile, and how he is physically attracted to me. Ok, well the compliment on my smile was nice, but how on earthy can you really be physically attracted to someone you have never even met before, and all you have seen in one or two pictures? But let's continue....
Next, he decides to tell me he loves a women, "who has a big butt and big boobs, that really gets me hot". Granted, I may have a big butt, and my boobs, well I don't think they are that big, but they are a good size. I just don't need some guy lusting after my ass and tits, especially a guy I've only known for 5 minutes.
So, we banter back and forth, on my part, mostly for entertainment value, because I knew he was going to be some good material for my blog. Does that make me sound like a bitch?? I'm really not trying to be, but I figure there's other's like me going through the same thing, why not compare notes! Plus, come on, you know its good for a few laughs.
Anyway, after some casual banter, Weirdo #2 decides to announce, out of the blue, "My dick is 6in hard, thick as a toliet paper roll, and uncircumsized."
So my first thought was....
Which made me laugh....I mean, I know he was talking about the actual cardboard roll, but can you image a guy packing something like this in his pants! Hahahahaha!
After this blunt comment, he asks for my dress size and bra size. It was at this point I had to block him.
I guess the one thing I should be grateful for is the fact that these guys are definitely honest about who they are and what they are looking for, no matter how weird or bizzare. It just amazes me, these people are out there everyday, walking around among us. And we have no idea.
In the meantime, I am getting ready to leave here in about 20 minutes to head out with Mindy to the movies, and who knows what else. So who knows, maybe I'll meet a cute boy...or two...
Wish me luck!!!
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