Weirdo #1

The most interesting thing about doing the whole online dating scene, is the weirdos that cross your path, especially the weirdo disguised as a nice guy, then drops what I like to call the "weirdo bombshell" on you.

So, as you know, I put myself out on a few dating sites that I have used in the past, because from experience I have met a few nice people off them.

First off, let me say, this whole online dating thing, sort of feels like an interview process for me. You meet someone and then you talk, either via IM or email, and its basically interviewing them to see if they are worthy of your time. And you always have to keep you eyes open, and really pay attention to what they say and how they act.

Now, I'm going back into the dating thing, not looking for something serious right away. I actually just want to just have some fun, find someone to hang out with, and if it builds to more, great, if not, then I made a new friend.

So, potential suitor number 1, or as I like to call, Weirdo #1, already had warning signs going off when he started mentioning right away that he was looking for marriage. And not down the road, but soon. I want to get married, but not right now! He started in with questions, asking if I wanted kids, and if I would be happy being a stay at home mom and not working and letting the man provide for me.

Ummm....aren't you getting a letting ahead of youself, buddy?

Anyway, I keep chatting, because frankly, he was quite entertaining, and I needed a good laugh. But then, the creepiness came out. He decided to annouce that he was a virgin, a 29 year old virgin, waiting for marriage before giving over his "special gift".

Ahhhh....this explains the rush to get married!

He then went into saying that his ex girlfriend did get him into something kinky. Now, being he's a virgin, I had to wonder, what sort of kinky thing could he be into, when he said he's never touched a women in a sexual way.....me and my big mouth....

Apparently, his ex girlfriend used to invite some guy over and they would have sex while this guy sat in the corner and did nothing but watched. And sometimes these two would have sex while he was in another room. He said he liked watching his girlfriend have sex with someone and watching her be so turned on.

Uhhh....yeah....I HAD to open my mouth......

Of course, this lead him to ask if I had ever done anything like that, to which the answer was a resounding NO, and he then had the nerve to ask if I would do that for him, ya know, if we become involved.

Oh, brother!

So I told this guy that was not my cup of tea and that perhaps he needs to look elsewhere because I am not interested. And then I promptly blocked him.

I just had to laugh! I know that this turns some people on, but give me a break! It was clear by the way he was talking this guy wasn't a virgin, he was just some perv who wants to sit in a corner and jerk it. Instead of porn on tv, he wants real life porn.

So, I am sure, out there somewhere, is a guy who no issues or weird sexual fetishes. But such is the internet, you never know what your going to find. So the search continues...but at least I can use my dating adventures for blogging entertainment!